Laziness Has Reached a New Peak

Today I discovered that laziness has reached a new peak in America.  As if the acronyms "lol" and "wtf" weren't enough, AOL has put out an entire acronym dictionary for use on AIM.

The first words that came to my mind were "what the fuck?"  Not "wtf", but "what the fuck?"  As far as i knew, there were about 10 of these things, but apparently AOL, just like those damn diet pills, and other shit that accomidates fat people, is contributing to laziness in America.  Of course what AOL does isn't even on the same radar screen with this other shit, but AOL pisses me off and I bash them with every chance I get.

Now some people would call me fat.  That's not really true, but yeah, technically I'm overweight.  Guess what?  That's my choice.  If I wanted to work my ass off to lose weight, I could, but I'm not so fat that people need to specially make shit for me.

Here's a newsflash: 90% of people are fat because they choose to be.  These people shouldn't be accomidated in public places, they should be forced to go through bullshit.  Those other 10%?  Well they'll know that they're struggling through bullshit for a good cause. 

So, you think I'm being discriminitory?  You're damn right I am.  I discriminate against people who have disibilities that are their own damn fault.  If you're morbidly obese, and you eat 3 boxes of Krispy Kreme's a day, I will discriminate against you.  If you have lung cancer because you smoke, I will discriminate against you.  If you are poor because you are too lazy to get a job, I will discriminate against you.  Not because you are black, but because you are a lazy, good for nothing, cock sucking bastard.

So in conclusion, get off your ass and do something.  If you choose to be a lazy fuck, like me, don't bitch about how "The Man" brings you down, it's your own goddamn fault.