Let's Fuck OPEC in the Ass, Shall We?

     Today, I got this totally kick-ass idea.  John Kerry has had a major bitch-fest his whole campaign about lowering our dependance on foreign oil.  He says the we need to invest in reasearch to develop alternitive fuels.  Well, there's no research needed, I already have the solution.

      If you've ever watched NASCAR or Indy car racing, you probably know that they don't use regular gasoline.  They use an Ethenol alcohol fuel.  This fuel is very hard to create, very expensive to create, and is much more dangerous than regular gasoline.  I say that we make all cars in America run on this fuel.

      Now, I know you're probably wondering why I would ever want to do such a thing.  Well if you had read the title, you would have already known.  I think that we should do this for the sole purpose of fucking the OPEC countries in the ass.  All these people do is drive up the price of oil, and then send the money they get from the oil to terrorist organizations, after paying themselves a fat salary, of course.

Plus, we need to do this for the enviornment, right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naa.  Pave Alaska, THEN implement the manditory usage of ethenol fuel.